His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
(via fuks)
ugh:
Ruining perfectly good chocolate chip cookies with raisins.
what do I say when my ex tells me the sex was nice but it was literally HORRIBLE for me
source:
robosexualginger
robosexualginger
“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area
(via andbeholdapalehorse)
